Software Engineers and CAT

(The following lyrics are inspired from Jefferson Airplane's - Somebody to love. You see, I don't poetize, I make parodies! Here I go, again.)

When the job isn't paying you enough cash.
No plans to send you to videsh.
Don't you want to take the CAT?
You better decide to take the CAT.

Last addition on your resume was your new phone number,
Do crosswords all the time in office, still going dumber!

When graduation was in the last ice-age.
When your cubicle looks like a gorilla's cage.
Don't you want to take the CAT?
You better decide to take the CAT.

ISB, GMAT and foreign things are just too pricey,
MBA from IIM seems just irresistibly spicy!

When You just want to spend life as a lad,
But your relatives can't just wait to see you wed.
Don't you want to take the CAT?
You better decide to take the CAT.

Yes, This year I want to take the CAT.
Don't you read this, my office mate!

Don't you want to take the CAT?
Don't you need to take the CAT?
Wouldn't you love to take the CAT?
You better decide to take the CAT!