Some Google Giri.

I don't exactly remember when I first found out about Google. Life has never been the same since then! Ego surfing became a fad; insignificant nonsensical webpages with ones names were indexed and used to pamper egos. I am not much into it tho', tried it sometime back - there just aren't many distinguished "Varun Singh"s out there. Then Raj published this tag thing on his blog - I need... So I'm posting some similar stuff here.

Varun Wants -

• Varun wants to increase the salaries by 20% per year which is desirable, ...
  (Bull's Eye!)
• Varun wants to work out details and expenditure plans for a community self ...
  (Money is life, rest is mere details)
• varun wants to know y did Mp deal with Arjun.
  (OK, I'm all ears. Mp you come first. Arjun you're next.)
• Varun wants the customers to stick to paranthas even for desserts.
  (Show me the desserts first)
• Varun wants to emphasize that South Asian candidates are getting smarter and gaining momentum.
  (Yaay! Paheli for Oscars ;-)

Varun Needs -

• Varun needs more than Varde's "exceptional" coaching.
  (Sona-Chandi Chavyanprash!)
• If Varun needs it reopened he can re-open it ;)
  (Quite an offer, I'm honored!)
• Varun needs college money :)
  (You're my mate!)
• Varun needs highly scientific training to fulfil his dream of a medal in the Asiad.
  (Or just Sona-Chandi Chavyanprash)
• Varun needs to shoot himself now! :D
  (@%$@%!%^$!@$!&%@!%^#$)

Varun Likes -

• varun likes to rock
  (Ah.. those were the times)
• Varun likes music and is good at roller-skating too..
  (Yup I'm just brilliant at liking roller-skating)
• varun likes me? ...
  (Show me the booty and I might!)
• varun likes Running around naked
  (:-o But then its a little too chilly nowadays for that)
• Varun likes Ron Weasley
  (Objection meeeelaaaaaard!)

Then there is Montage-a-google. It uses Google's image search to generate a large gridded montage of images based on keywords. This is what it generated for me (nothing *interesting*) -