Friday, September 23, 2005

(Really) Short Story

Alien: I am just here on vacation.
Me: Why would you come here on vacation?
Alien: Because you live life backwards.
Me: Really, how?
Alien: Well, you see, on our planet we have a retirement party first, work about 25 years, go to University, then school and then die in a big orgasmic blast.
Me: So, do you know everything beforehand?

3 comments:

RS said...

This was George Costanza's idea. It aired on Seinfeld about 14 years ago.

nupur said...

"So, do you know everything beforehand?"

Sweet.

Varun Singh said...

@RS: Damn!! This alien thing *is* real! I gotta start watching Seinfeld :)

@DQ: Thanks :)