The Auto Wallah

- Boss, forum chaloge?
- Baitho saab.
(10-15 mins)
- Boss, ye auto ruka hua hai to bhi meter chalta hai kya?
- Nahi sir, distance ke hisaab se paisa aata hai.
- Idhar forum pe wait karna hai, saab?
- Nahi, main to picture dekhne ja raha hoon. Raat ko hi wapis jaunga.
- Saab raat ko dhyan rakhna, aajkal auto wale loot lete hain. Usi auto mein baithna jahan sirf ek hi aadmi ho. Do wale mein lafda rahega.
- hmmm..
- Waise koi bhi Hindu autowala aisa nahi karta. Ye sab to muslim log hi karte hain.
- hmm..
(silence)
- Saab, aap kya? Hindu ya Muslim?